Malia Obama Offered Free ZogSports After Partying

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In case you missed it, Malia Obama was recently spotted at a party with college kids while scoping out Brown University.  Sources say she was taking shots and playing beer pong and it was supes casual, because why wouldn’t it be?  Because she’s the POTUS’ first born?  Because she brought her entourage of secret service personnel?  Psh!  Whateva, she does what she wants.

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What sources DIDN’T tell you is that she, being the smart girl that she is, is simply practicing for her soon-to-be, long-lasting career as a loyal Zogger.  Yes, we know she’ll easily be able to land her dream job at the snap of a finger, but that doesn’t mean she’ll be able to show up her opposing kickball team in a post-game beer pong rally just as easily – that one’s gonna take some practice.  And we get it, Malia.  We totally get it.  She has high standards to live up to and everyone is going to EXPECT her to be good at everything – even beer pong.

So, keep practicing, Malia (although practice with water cups, because we don’t condone underage drinking), and on your 21st birthday, we want you to come show us your skills!  We are offering you a ZogSports season in any sport on us.  And if you want to get the whole family involved, remember we have ZogSports in DC!

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Malia – Come find us on July 4, 2019 and we’ll talk.  Or better yet, we’ll find you. :)

Cheers!

And if YOU want to show off your beer pong skills, join a team with America’s most popular coed, social sports league!

Highlight of the Week – DANGAR!

What is your ZogSports Highlight?

“What do you do when you don’t play but want to hang with your coolest friends?   Lead the fans in some great battle cries!  EE CHEE WA MAA!! (yes, ewokese exists!)  And it’s that kind of spirit that I feel carried my favorite team, Ewoks Him Again, to the win! DANGAR!!

For those who need it….

Translation: Ee chee wa maa  (wow! Gee whiz! Oh my goodness!)

                         Dangar (traditional battle cry)

I’ve Zogged myself with Bowling and loved it!  My highlight is that no matter what sport it is and whether or not I’m playing, I’m guaranteed great friends and great fun!”

-Jon, Ewoks Him Again, ZogSports Los Angeles

Ewoks Highlight

Did you make the game winning catch?
Did you get the last cup in beer pong?
Did you meet the love of your life?

We want to hear about it!

Send your ZogSports highlight with photos of you and/or your team to Highlights@ZogSports.com.


Reaching the Promised Land

Reaching the Promised Land

An Escape

An Escape

From Fourth to First

From Fourth to First

Creating a Zog Family

Creating a Zog Family

Friendly Competition

Friendly Competition

Highlight of the Week – Reaching the Promised Land

What is your ZogSports Highlight?

“My team has been playing rec soccer since Winter 2011 (this fall is our 17th season as a team, 10th with Zog). My Zog highlight was our first championship. After three years of knocking on the door, we finally triumphed in Fall 2014. It was a magical season; we squared off against our nemesis, Goal Diggers. We had won narrow victories twice during the regular season. In a grueling championship game we finally reached the promised land in a dramatic PK showdown. I’ll never forget the final shot, knowing we’d secured the championship. As we all sprinted toward the goal to celebrate, the feeling was pure joy.”

-Micah, DJ Roomba, ZogSports DC

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Did you make the game winning catch?
Did you get the last cup in beer pong?
Did you meet the love of your life?

We want to hear about it!

Send your ZogSports highlight with photos of you and/or your team to Highlights@ZogSports.com.


An Escape

An Escape

From Fourth to First

From Fourth to First

Creating a Zog Family

Creating a Zog Family

Friendly Competition

Friendly Competition

Legends of the Hidden Zoggers

Legends of the Hidden Zoggers

Highlight of the Week – Creating A Zog Family

What is your ZogSports Highlight?

We’ve been with Zog football since it started in the bay area and slowly built a team after a few free agent seasons. Now our squad is like family. We go out together, we snowboard in Tahoe together, and I know I can always reach out to any of them if I’m ever in a pinch. Being a transplant to San Francisco isn’t always easy, but when I made friends like these it made the SF experience so much better!

-Justine, Snap, Tackle, Pop!, ZogSports San Francisco

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Did you make the game winning catch?
Did you get the last cup in beer pong?
Did you meet the love of your life?

We want to hear about it!

Send your ZogSports highlight with photos of you and/or your team to Highlights@ZogSports.com.


Friendly Competition

Friendly Competition

Legends of the Hidden Zoggers

Legends of the Hidden Zoggers

Across the Country

Across the Country

More Fun Than You

More Fun Than You

Excuse to Drink

Excuse to Drink

BTS with FTS

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You play ZogSports to make new friends, keep playing your favorite sports, give back, and experience a highlight every week.  Now it’s time to meet the people that help deliver those highlights.  Let’s go Behind the Scenes with Field Team Supervisors:

Meet Jonathan!

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Jonathan is a Field Team Supervisor for NYC Football.

Z: How long have you been with ZogSports?

J: Since March 2013

Z: Why do you love working for ZogSports?

J: I love working for ZogSports, because I get to meet incredible people, get some sun, have some fun, and get paid for it!

Z: What’s the best team name you’ve come across while working for ZogSports?

J: “Balls Deep in Unicorns”

Z: Do you have advice for the best pickup line to use at a ZogSports happy hour?

J: “In case you were wondering, maybe that’s a flag in my pocket….maybe it’s not.”

Z: What has been your ZogSports highlight?

J: Being at the bar with the teams I have ref’ed…having a laugh over some beers while listening to them say “I love you man.”

Z: Next time you see Jonathan, ask him to tell you about the time…

J: I entered a “hand-on-car” contest…and WON!

If you want to join the ZogSports team, apply to be a referee here.

If you want to experience the highlight of your week, join a ZogSports league here.

Highlight of the Week – Legends of the Hidden Zoggers

What is your ZogSports Highlight?

When I got the email this spring asking if I wanted to sign up for a Cornell alumni kickball team, I only joined with one other person. Even though it turns out I was correct in suspecting there were not enough alumni in Philly to fill a full team, our team of mishmash alumni are about to join together this fall for our third season! I love coming out every week to have some fun on the field and at the bar with a great group of new friends who have a true appreciation for 90s Nickelodeon game shows and accompanying 90s walk-up songs.”

-Erica, Blue Barracudas, ZogSports Philadelphia

Blue Barracudas

Did you make the game winning catch?
Did you get the last cup in beer pong?
Did you meet the love of your life?

We want to hear about it!

Send your ZogSports highlight with photos of you and/or your team to Highlights@ZogSports.com.


Across the Country

Across the Country

More Fun Than You

More Fun Than You

Excuse to Drink

Excuse to Drink

Ballers to Baggers

Ballers to Baggers

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New Team, New Fun