The Legend of Stamford Continues…

Warren Klein is new to the Stamford scene but is here to share how his new move turned out better than expected. He gets by with a little help from his new Zog friends. 

When I moved to Stamford in September without knowing anyone in the area, I half expected to spend my evenings like an old cat lady, without the cats: talking to myself and shuffling around aimlessly.  Don’t get me wrong, I have great conversations with myself, but I always know what I’m about to say and finish my own sentences, which can be frustrating since I hate being interrupted.  I knew I needed to reach out into the city of Stamford and see what I could find; otherwise a trip to the looney bin may have been in order.

Enter Zog, no, not the gate keeper, nor the key master, but a great organization that sweats fun, and bleeds awesome.  I found them at the recommendation of a friend from New York. This was apparently a new extension of the organization into Stamford and they clearly led with their best foot forward.  The GM Devin is an effervescently bubbly league manager who is consistently seen laughing, answering questions about the league, and playing a mean game of beer pong.  The refs for our games are knowledgeable and fun to shoot the sh*% with as well.

I have to say, as great as the staff is, the league itself is what makes ZogSports tick. Put simply, the organized games are designed to facilitate fun.  Putting together a group of 10+ strangers can sometimes be a recipe for disaster, but I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a warmer group of people that fit together so well with so many different personalities.

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We began the year on a high note, with a few of us meeting for drinks before the first game was played.  This established the tone for the season: this league was about meeting young fun people in the Stamford area.  The pre and post game trips to the sponsored bar became a weekly release of stress for all of us who participated in the epic “Team Dodge Burgandy” experience.  Bar nights progressed to game nights at the various team members apartments, and even a Super Bowl party at my place (which admittedly was an abysmal failure because Peyton Manning forgot to put his big boy shoes on before leaving his hotel that morning).  Seriously, what a terrible Super Bowl.

Through the season the hilarity continued; we discovered two of our teammates had irrational fears of the Sleepy Hollow headless horseman. We discovered our self-appointed and self-important team captain, Jay, has a deep seeded childhood trauma from a Taboo game gone wrong, and I have not seen a temper tantrum throw like that in a good 20 years: “TABOO IS THE WORST GAME EVER!”  We discovered that you can lose a phone in the cracks of the bleachers; we discovered that colored headbands make us easier targets for the other team, and last but not least we discovered that we all are very happy to have met each other and participated in this league.

In an attempt to cloud source my work for this blog I emailed the whole team for input, and in an “aww” moment, we realized that what mattered most to all of us was the budding friendships we’d made, the fun we’d had, and a desire to beat the snot out of the red team who embarrassed us on multiple occasions with a coordinated attack involving misdirection, distraction and a ruthlessness unseen in Stamford since the great squirrel invasion of ’97.

I want to cap this blog entry off with my sincerest gratitude for everyone who has worked for ZogSports to make this winter so much more bearable and introducing me to my wonderful teammates (except captain Jay).

Dodge Burgandies will return stronger, faster, and better than before.  Part II begins this spring.

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20 Questions Warren Klein

Calling all Stamford Zoggers! Warren Klein is here to give you some info you likely did not know about him. For example, did you know he was from San Fran? Have you heard about his trip to Cambodia? Or, maybe we can start up his childhood nickname again…

  1. When did you start working at ZogSports?  I don’t, I had to pay for the privilege of blogging.  However the cost was included in the league dues so I really feel like I’m coming out a winner here.warren1
  2. Childhood Nickname:  Dubya- I had to stop going by that between 2000 and 2008.
  3. Favorite Food: Burrata Mozerella cheese and tomatoes with some balsamic glaze
  4. Guilty Pleasure:  Drinking with strangers, it makes every story I have ever used new again.  After about a week or two of hanging out though I’m out of material and I need to find new friends.
  5. Hometown: San Francisco, CA.
  6. Hidden Talent: I don’t really have any hidden talents, if I’m good at something Ill tell you about it.
  7. Favorite Sports Team: SF Giants
  8. Funniest ZogSports Memory: So far?  Being the first person in line waiting to get into the game of dodgeball, we were down to our last player WHO CAUGHT IT!  I came in and I saw the other team slump their shoulders in defeat as I strode confidently onto the court and proceeded to drop the first ball sent my way, losing the game for my team.  Sorry guys, really dropped the ball on that one.
  9. Last Movie You Saw: Transformers II Dark Side of the Moon.  Michael Bay is the best director in the history of film bar NONE!
  10. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Adventures in Leisure: The Warren Klein Story warren
  11. What’s the last thing you ate? I’ve been drinking my meals for quite some time now… I don’t even know what day it is.
  12. If you could only bring three things with you to an island, what would they be? Kate Upton, a hot tub, and a fully fueled helicopter to get home.
  13. Beer Pong or Flip Cup? Pong, but I’m liking flip more and more in my advanced age.
  14. What are you listening to right now? ESPN Radio, the Derek Jeter Retirement Press Conf.
  15. Favorite Sneakers: Ski Boots or baseball cleats.  Sneakers are for training… that’s why the Brits call them trainers, I prefer the footwear of action.
  16. Have you ever been in a newspaper or on tv? If so, where?  San Francisco Chronicle twice, Marin IJ once. The IJ and once in the Chronicle for pitching a perfect game for my high school baseball team, once in the Chronicle for securing a large award in a financial dispute between a broker and an elderly client for my law school’s Investor Justice Clinic.
  17. What’s your favorite joke? Inappropriate for publishing.  Ask me after a couple drinks.
  18. What’s the worst present you’ve ever received?  Deodorant.
  19. What’s on your fridge door? Family photos.
  20. Best vacation you’ve ever been on? Why?  In 2010 I went to Cambodia for 6 weeks and worked with the Document Compilation Center associated with the International War Crimes Court while they were trying and convicting one of the leaders of the Khmer Rouge.  It was not only tremendously good work, but I really got a taste of the culture while there, and I got to see the famous wonder of the world, Angkor Wat.cambodia